Fantasy Football League 2006/07 Season
Set up through The Official Premier League Website, simply click on the title above, register (takes 1, ok maybe
2, minutes and costs NOTHING!) select your team and then click on the "LEAGUES" link to the right
to join the Fizzy Pop League 1 Mini-League. You will be asked to enter a pass code to join, this is 52298-12386. Let's see who will finish highest from the Rothwell Town Squad.
SkySports Football Fun & Games
Football Volley Game
John Motson Quotes (Is Chris Penny Related To Him!)
"And Seaman, just like a falling oak, manages to change direction"
"Nearly all the Brazilian supporters are wearing yellow shirts - it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour"
"That's an old Ipswich move - O'Callaghan crossing for Mariner to drive over the bar"
"Bruce has got the taste of Wembley in his nostrils"
"So different from the scenes in 1872, at the cup final none of us can remember"
"I was about to say before something far more interesting interrupted"
"There is still nothing on the proverbial scoreboard"
"It looks like a one man show here, although there are two men involved"
"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all yellow strip"
"The World Cup is a truly International event"
"I think this could be our best victory over Germany since the war"
"Northern Ireland were in white, which was quite appropriate because three inches of snow had to be cleared
from the pitch before kick off"
"The goals made such a difference to the way this game went"
"That shot might not have been as good as it might have been"
"The match has become quite unpredictable, but it still looks as though Arsenal will win the cup"
"Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was"
"Its Arsenal 0 - Everton 1, and the longer it stays like that the more you've got to fancy Everton"
"And what a time to score. 22 minutes gone"
"It's a football stadium on the truest sense of the word"
"Actually, none of the player are wearing earrings, Kjeldberg, with his contact lenses is the closest we can
"Middlesbrough are withdrawing Maccarone the Italian, Nemeth the Slovakian and Stockdale the right back"
"I can't fault Mark Palios too highly"
"Brazil - they're so good it's like they are running round the pitch playing with themselves"
BIG Ron Atkinson at his best
"His white boots were on fire against Arsenal, and he'll be looking for them to reproduce tonight"
"When you're at that end of the table, normally you're looking for front players but he's got four good ones
in Brian Deane, Hamilton Ricard, Alen Boksic and Noel Whelan"
"He actually looks a little twat, that Totti"
"That boy throws a ball further than I go on holiday"
-On Dave Challinor of Tranmere.
"The keeper should have saved that one but he did"
"The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box"
"If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half time, it was concentration and focus"
"Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it"
"Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside"
"I would not say David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better"
"The Bulgarian players are tried and trusted. Well, I'm not sure they can be trusted"
"I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they're literally gonna catch on fire"
"Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's. Movement and positioning"
Suker - first touch like a camel"
"Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was too perfect"
"Someone in the England team will have to grab the ball by the horns"
"He's not only a good player, but he's spiteful in the nicest sense of the word"
"He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate"
"I'm afraid they've left their legs at home"
"I think that was a moment of cool panic there"
"Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs"
"They've done the old-fashioned things well; they've kicked the ball, they've headed it"
"Chelsea look like they've got a couple more gears left in the locker"
"Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game
"Zero-zero is a big score"
"He was lightning slow"
"Tony Adams - He's a rock that the team has grown from"
"A ten foot keeper really should have stopped that"
"The keeper was unsighted - he still didn't see it"
During his apprenticeship at Newcastle United, he was given the responsibility of cleaning Kevin Keegan’s
boots, keen to impress his mates, he
took the boots home to show them off, but left them on the Newcastle Underground.
Paired best friend Jimmy ‘Five Bellies’ Gardner with a girl, but
it was later discovered that ‘she’ was a transvestite - which of course Gazza knew all along!!
When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, he replied: "Church Of England."
Gazza once paid £1000 for a robot, which he set up so it would travel into Jimmy Five Bellies’ room at Gazza’s mansion and say: "Make
a cup of tea, fat man."
While staying in a New Zealand hotel, he was told there was no bacon for breakfast. On hearing this he replied: "What, all the sheep in this country and there’s no bloody bacon!"
Greeted reporters in Rome by standing up, asking for silence, then farting at ear-splitting volume.
On his first night in Rome after signing for Lazio, gave his minder the slip, put his shoes by an open window and hid in a cupboard. The minder thought he’d committed suicide.
Crashed Middlesbrough’s team bus at the club’s training ground and caused thousands of pounds worth of damage.
Took a documentary team to a beautiful Scottish cottage which he informed them was his new place, Pretended he’d forgotten his key and
knocked instead. When the door opened, told the befuddled housewife that he was doing a telly advert and wanted to know if she preferred Daz or Omo.
Walked into the Middlesbrough canteen and ordered lunch wearing nothing but his training socks.
One hour after playing for England, met ‘showbiz pals’ Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still wearing his
full kit... boots included.
On a trip to London, jumped out of his car to demand "a go" on a workman’s pneumatic drill. After getting the go-ahead, happily pounded
the pavement to the amusement of
Booked a series of sun-bed sessions for then-Newcastle team-mate Tony Cunningham, Who of course, is
Turned up for England training the morning after then-manager Bobby Robson had called him "daft as a brush" with a floor brush sticking out of
When asked for a footballing comment while at Lazio, he belched into a TV microphone - he was fined £9000.
Sent a rose to the Wimbledon dressing room for Vinnie Jones after the infamous ball-squeezing incident.
Got a toilet brush in return.
Has taken the mickey out of refs constantly during his career. On one occasion he sniffed a hapless
ref’s armpit while he was holding his hand high to signal a free kick.
Undeterred by their frosty reactions, Gazza again tried to prove that refs have a sense of humour by yellow-carding the referee after the official
had dropped his card during a Rangers
v Hibs game. He was booked for his troubles.
As an apprentice desperate to impress then-Newcastle boss Jack Charlton, spent a week’s money on fishing gear and begged the famous
angler to give him a lesson. On arrival at the riverbank, Charlton
promptly threw all but the rod out into the water, then poured
a bottle of Newcastle Brown into the water, dipped in the rod
and within seconds was pulling out a whopper -lesson over!!
Ever the practical joker, Gazza once replaced best pal Jimmy ‘five bellies’ Gardiner’s hair gel with hair
On meeting the president of Denmark’s FA, pretended he could speak Danish. When invited to demonstrate, imitated The
Muppet Show’s Swedish Chef!!
Pulled England teammate Paul Ince’s shorts down during an open training session. Ince’s backside ended up all over the papers!
Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in The England
Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish.
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are The right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they
should have got George Graham because I'm useless."
Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.
Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We Were eighth in the league last
year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions
Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.
Reporter: Gordon, Agustin Delgado?
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a Yoghurt to finish by today, the
expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.
Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy To get your first win under your
belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It Is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It
is A daft question, you're spot on there.
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, Become an alcoholic and maybe jump
off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the
head with a big stick, down negative man, down.
Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were Better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...